Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."

Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!

by itzdjsplitz May 3, 2009

dick sting

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014

sling some dick

To get your grind on, whether it be literally slinging dick to some fine ass bitches or metaphorically slinging dick by performing an activity well.

HQ is flying me out to Toronto next week to SLING SOME DICK to their accounting department.

What happened to you last night, bro?
Dude, I met these hot-ass Siamese twins. You know I had to SLING SOME DICK to 'em.

by dangeraardvark May 21, 2011