Swined

having the swine flu.

dude i got swined

by bythumb May 11, 2009

swined

Having been wronged in some way. Not necessarily obtaining the swine influenza (flu) virus originating in Mexico on April 2009.

Jeff has his wallet stolen. Steve tells Jeff "You've been swined dude".

by xejorax April 30, 2009

Swined

To utterly own somebody by pretending or actually passing on the Swine Flu (H1N1) to them. Shorthand notations include: "Swned" Also see "pwned"

Jon: I think I might have gotten Swine Flu from Alex who just came back from Mexico.
Jessica: HAH! You got swined!

by Twonginator May 17, 2009

Swined

When someone "acts like a pig" when they see a good looking person, or is easily swayed by a good looking person.

Though respectfully speaking pigs would probably behave better, were they not in cages.

"Man, Eddy is so easily swined"..

by BurnGiordano August 29, 2020

swined-out

1) when an event or activity is cancelled due to the fear of spreading swine flu

1) "Dude, is our softball game still on, or has it been swined-out?"

by Lexinator May 1, 2009

Swined Out

Something very cool or badass. basically used instead of the word "sick", because having the swine flu is worse then just being sick.

Example 1: "Dude, your bike is totally swined out".
Example 2: "Bro, last night was hella swined out".
Example 3: "Your mom gave me some swined out head last night".

by Muff-Master-Z November 18, 2009

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005