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swimmin'
Swimmin
When a guy performs oral sex on a female until she cums on his face. There is a very distinct difference between guys who give head and guys who swim. Men who go swimmin truly enjoy it and eagerly look forward to their facials. Get you a man who can swim and don't let him go...wrap your legs around his neck instead.
Swimmin by Sierra Jade 17 March 22, 2017
swimmin' straight
1. staying in your own lane in the pool
2. telling the truth
3. not trying to hide anything
4. trying to appear straight
2. telling the truth
3. not trying to hide anything
4. trying to appear straight
I'm swimmin' straight with you, I was in the pool trying to do some swimmin' straight, and this guy's looking at me and I'm like "hey, I'm swimming straight here," but I think he could tell that I just was swimmin' straight with him.
swimmin' straight by str8swimr July 9, 2004
swimmin like a rich kid
swimmin like a rich kid by Devious Psycho April 27, 2010
swimmin in pimpin
swimmin in pimpin by Tezzle Kendall (KC) November 19, 2004
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