Swift One 

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

Swift One by Satandog April 4, 2006

Swift one off the wrist 

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

Swift one off the wrist by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

a swift one 

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.

Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.

a swift one by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022

On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

On a swift one by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

shift one by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

Sift One 

To "Sift One" means to shovel gravel

German equivalent: Sieben sie einz

"This girl is like shuffling gravel, cuz she too much to handle bruv, mans gotta sift one"

Sift One by B0JACK HORSEMAN December 30, 2023

shift plus one 

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.

ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE

shift plus one by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007