swiff 

v. to clean with a Swiffer product, such as a Swiffer Sweeper or a Swiffer WetJet; to sweep, mop, vacuum, or dust.

Compare German "schweifen", Old English "swīfan", and Icelandic "svífa", which all mean "to sweep".

My mom just swiffed the entryway, so make sure you take your shoes off.

swiff by kadatz April 30, 2010

Swiff 

When someone has an amazing idea that is going to get people hyped.

"I got mad swiff idea"

Swiff by young hamm November 7, 2017

swiff 

To excrete female body fluid or "get wet in the nether regions" after close inspection of a hot male body or bodies. Named after the "swiff" floor cleaner - someone who has an inclination to "swiff" could literally clean floors!

"The sight of the pool cleaner in his little tight shorts was too much for Brioni. She couldn't control herself and "swiffed" everywhere.

"If he smiles at me one more time with those big blue eyes I am going to swiff myself!"

swiff by Robert Milne April 24, 2006

swiff 

the un-horny version; to swiff means to CLEAN FLOORS with a swiffer mop! :)
we say swiff minus the -er because we are lazy.

rachel left to go "swiff"; while christian was confused, and had to go look it up on urban dictionary. unfortunately he got the wrong definition.

swiff by Racheek July 20, 2006

Swiff 

Swiff is another term for smoking weed.

"Where's Matt?"

"Gone to take a-bit of a swiff"

Swiff by 1415926535 January 14, 2017

Swiff 

a puff or a drag of a cigargette

Shoot girl, that was a big swiff you took just took

Swiff by Miss. Bo Peep May 27, 2010

Swiff boat 

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

Swiff boat by Big J September 5, 2004