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Swiff
Swiff by young hamm November 7, 2017
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swiff
To excrete female body fluid or "get wet in the nether regions" after close inspection of a hot male body or bodies. Named after the "swiff" floor cleaner - someone who has an inclination to "swiff" could literally clean floors!
"The sight of the pool cleaner in his little tight shorts was too much for Brioni. She couldn't control herself and "swiffed" everywhere.
"If he smiles at me one more time with those big blue eyes I am going to swiff myself!"
"If he smiles at me one more time with those big blue eyes I am going to swiff myself!"
swiff by Robert Milne April 24, 2006
swiff
the un-horny version; to swiff means to CLEAN FLOORS with a swiffer mop! :)
we say swiff minus the -er because we are lazy.
we say swiff minus the -er because we are lazy.
rachel left to go "swiff"; while christian was confused, and had to go look it up on urban dictionary. unfortunately he got the wrong definition.
Swiff
Swiff by 1415926535 January 14, 2017
Swiff
Swiff by Miss. Bo Peep May 27, 2010
Swiff boat
1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!
Swiff boat by Big J September 5, 2004
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