Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

smellen keller

A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional

Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?

by DahMayor March 12, 2022