Sweiss 

A person who is in a long term relationship and is still a virgin because the S.O is waiting for marriage.

Damn, I heard John is in a Sweiss!

Sweiss by worstdecisionofmylife October 3, 2016

SwissSpicious 

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.

I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.

SwissSpicious by mjgw March 1, 2015

The Swiss Cheese Plan 

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”

“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”

The Swiss Cheese Plan by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

Swiss Shitter by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

swiss roll shiro 

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO

swiss roll shiro by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017

swiss delight 

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

swiss delight by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013