Swedish roll 

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).

Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!

Swedish roll by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024

swedish lobster roll 

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.

Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

swedish lobster roll by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017

sweedish barrel roll 

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub

Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day

sweedish barrel roll by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017