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Sweatband 

A sweatband is a condom with the top cut off that a man would wear when he is getting with a girl that is hella fine, and rich. If they girl were to look down it would appear to all be there but the only real job it is doing is catching the sweat from the workout. This is done to trap her...
Once i get a chance to get down with her im going to wear a sweatband then that broad is mine
Sweatband by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010
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Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl 

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.
She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

Grey sweatpants

If a guy wears Grey sweatpants you can see his d**k.
Rachel: did you know jake is wearing grey sweatpants?

Sally: Really, omg I want to see!

sweatpantaphobia 

Collin canadian has sweatpantaphobia bc he is scared of sweatpants

Sweatbud 

When you buy weed from a dealer and they just reach in a jar or something with their bare hands and hand it to you with no zip lock or anything. The marijuana gets sweaty from your skin.
"Fuck, Levi gave me 3 grams of sweatbud last night I had to walk around with it in my pocket for like 30 minutes not even a plastic bag, cheap ass."
Sweatbud by Blazer tj June 4, 2015

Sweatbag 

A person who's really a try hard at video games, to the point that they start sweating because of how hard they're trying.
AJsoko really went sweatbag mode that last game, he had 18 kills.
Sweatbag by FilthyCat November 6, 2018

Grey Sweatpants

Grey sweatpants is when a boy where’s grey sweat pants purposely for girls/others to see their pp bulge.
Lacy: Did you see aiden wearing those grey sweatpants!?
Kerry: OMG yes, he did it for us to see!
Grey Sweatpants by LaffeeeTaffeee December 17, 2019
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