Swaos 

Swaos- A term utilized colloquially by so-called "country boys" to express muted elation. A complex term, Swaos should only be employed sparingly and in situations of deep thought. In some circles, this word may hold more spiritualistic meaning and as such can be defined subjectively.

I figured out why my cousin left me... Swaos!

Swaos by Lil Prostate June 10, 2018

Swaos 

The reason why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks

It’s because of all that swaos and shit. GAY!!!!

Swaos by BichNiga69 February 21, 2020

Swaos 

literally fucking anything and everything. Can be merged inside words to mean the same thing.

Alabama is full of inswaos

Swaos by the ruler of swaos February 27, 2022

Swaos 

Swaos means everything and anything you want it to. Want to call somebody a neanderthal but play it off as if you're calling them smart? Use swaos.

"My friend Joe is a swaos" (in this sentence, swaos means idiot)
"My friend Joe is a swaos" (in this sentence, swaos means nice person)

Swaos by cosmicmuffin_ February 27, 2022

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013