Swaos- A term utilized colloquially by so-called "country boys" to express muted elation. A complex term, Swaos should only be employed sparingly and in situations of deep thought. In some circles, this word may hold more spiritualistic meaning and as such can be defined subjectively.
by Lil Prostate June 10, 2018
Get the Swaos mug.by BichNiga69 February 21, 2020
Get the Swaos mug.Related Words
Swaos • SWAS • Swansea • swanson • swashbuckle • swashbuckler • swashbuckling • Saosin • swash • Swagster
by the ruler of swaos February 27, 2022
Get the Swaos mug.Swaos means everything and anything you want it to. Want to call somebody a neanderthal but play it off as if you're calling them smart? Use swaos.
"My friend Joe is a swaos" (in this sentence, swaos means idiot)
"My friend Joe is a swaos" (in this sentence, swaos means nice person)
"My friend Joe is a swaos" (in this sentence, swaos means nice person)
by cosmicmuffin_ February 27, 2022
Get the Swaos mug.Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
by oceancats March 7, 2017
Get the Swansea, Massachusetts mug.Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013
Get the Ron Swanson Shot mug.The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
--Ron Swanson
by hamzawesome January 19, 2013
Get the Ron Swanson mug.