Swamp Donkeys 

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

Swamp Donkeys by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

Swamp Donkeys 

Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars

"Dude, I need some poon, where's all the swamp donkeys?"

Swamp Donkeys by Mel Chappell December 20, 2008

Swamp Donkeys 

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

Swamp Donkeys by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020

humpbacked swamp donkey 

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

humpbacked swamp donkey by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

swamp donkey 

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

swamp donkey by jericasyn December 30, 2016

swamp donkey 

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

swamp donkey by JJ413 October 16, 2016

swamp donkey wrangler 

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

swamp donkey wrangler by m1911a1 August 6, 2009