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When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”

Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019

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Swamp Cock

The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.

Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Swamp Cock by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

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swamp cock

when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.

I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.

swamp cock by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016

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swamp cock

when you put you dick in a stank pussy

tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock

swamp cock by swamp watt August 31, 2016

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cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

cock swamp by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014

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Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

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swap cock

Originial term to describe a man's "virtual penis" in chat rooms on the internet. After finding that the term sounded a little gay, e-peen was adopted.

Jason: thanx newb
Jason: fng
Jeremy: What is fng anyways
Jason: fucking narcissistic generalist
Jeremy: Wow...you're quite a tough guy online jason =). Your swap cock must be humongous!

swap cock by nayrsivart October 16, 2008

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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