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Douche bag Christmas swagg 

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.
cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

SWAG bag 

Everyone entering the event will get a swag bag
SWAG bag by C01e August 13, 2015

Swag Bag 

A goodie bag that contains various useless yet irreplaceable items packed into a dufflebag, usually given at parties or by sponsers. Sometimes just useless house-hold items with a brand-name insignia on them
"Our sponsers left us a Swag Bag full of cool merch, such as one-zie pajamas" - Mark, Real World Road Rules Challenge Challenge
Swag Bag by StealthStorm67 July 21, 2009

Swag Bag 

A bag of fake drugs that is sold as real to someone thats not too smart. "Before I Go Without A Pack I Swag Pack (aka Swag Bag)
Lame Ass Nigga Tried To Come To The Spot And Score Somthing, So I Sold His Dumb Ass A Swag Bag
Swag Bag by METX214 November 2, 2015

swag-bag 

(n) a term used to describe the cocky douche-bags who use the term "swag" constantly
If i hear the word "swag" one more time im gonna punch one of these swag-bags in the throat!
swag-bag by Mr.Washy! March 11, 2011

Swag Bag 

Similar to the phraseIn my Bag, and Swag. Refers specifically to a state of confidence, charm, and luck with the opposite sex. Usually due to dress, attitude, or level of intoxication.
Guy1-"Hey, have you seen Jesse?"

Guy2-"Yeah, he just walked out with that fine ass white girl."

Guy1-"Oh shit, foreal? I saw him fuckin' with that Asian chick on the dancefloor earlier..."

Guy2-"Yeah dougie, he's in his swag bag tonight."
Swag Bag by BigDicksOnDeck May 25, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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