Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

swabbing the poop deck

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.

i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

by bighammy March 1, 2019

Swab Her Poop Deck

Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008