Svengoolied 

When you get roped into watching a dumb TV show by your friend’s dad from New Jersey.

Mikey: Yo can we watch The Boys?

Charlie Kay: nah Svengoolie’s on tonight!

Duncan: oh so can we watch The Boys upstairs?

Charlie Kay: nah that one’s broken.

Mikey to Duncan: dude your dad Svengoolied us good!!

Svengoolied by wavin_ginter July 5, 2022

svengooling 

The act of watching old movies and commentating over them with bad sound effects and shitty puns while also plugging merchandise.

Dave: you need to stop Svengooling dude

Me: NO PERSONAL CHECKS

svengooling by SteveHarveyTV October 14, 2017

Svengoolie 

Or “Goolie”, an alternate phrase used to explain your Gooch, formally known as the space between your testies and anus.

Example 1:
Guy 1: “Dude, does your broad lick your svengoolie when she’s giving you dome?”

Guy 2: “Bro, if your girl doesn’t take care of the goolie, what’s the point?”

Example 2:
Guy: “The only way to know if you’ve fully shaved your svengoolie is if you bend over in front of the mirror. Like yeah, you’re staring down your anus hole, but you need to make sure your svengoolie is smooth. The last time a goolie sported hair was probably 1973 when the Knicks beat the Lake show 4-1.”

Alternate words to describe the Svengoolie:

Goolie, Chad, Gooch, Taint.

You’ve never experienced a true climax until you’ve allowed your significant other to lick your svengoolie while jerkin’ your dipstick.

Svengoolie by CugineMachine September 12, 2020