The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.
Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab
in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.
(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)
There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.
It mainly consists of:
- An entire army of (shitty)
football players who
like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
-
Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats
And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)
