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a word that can play the role of a noun, an adjective or even a verb, that expresses one's state of madness, about an event that previously happened. The even which is usually the cause of the surto, can be created by one's crush.

The madness that surto talks about, is usually not in a bad way, its more of like 'MY CRUSH TEXTED ME' yet in the most excited and surprised way possible.
"im going surto, he replied my message!"
"THIS STATE OF SURTO IS GOING TOO FAR"
Surto by Robin and slaysaeung November 30, 2022
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Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013
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Really nice, hella cool but also kind and understanding with the desire to be successful no matter what hinders his/her way to victory
you must be sorto to win this!
earn it and prove to me that you are a sorto
Sorto by Rocker2K12 September 9, 2011

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007
Scurto, it sounds like something done near a toilet. Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto. Just another random thought from the Slum.
Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto.
scurto by Hoofenslumber April 19, 2008
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016

Sartorians

The sartorians are a strong fandom, they are girls or boys who support the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are the best, strongest, and loveliest fandom in the world!!
person #1: those are a lot of fans who are they here for?
person #2: oh! those are sartorians, they're here for jacob.
Sartorians by connierdz3 May 24, 2018