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a word that can play the role of a noun, an adjective or even a verb, that expresses one's state of madness, about an event that previously happened. The even which is usually the cause of the surto, can be created by one's crush.

The madness that surto talks about, is usually not in a bad way, its more of like 'MY CRUSH TEXTED ME' yet in the most excited and surprised way possible.
"im going surto, he replied my message!"
"THIS STATE OF SURTO IS GOING TOO FAR"
Surto by Robin and slaysaeung November 30, 2022
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Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013
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Really nice, hella cool but also kind and understanding with the desire to be successful no matter what hinders his/her way to victory
you must be sorto to win this!
earn it and prove to me that you are a sorto
Sorto by Rocker2K12 September 9, 2011

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007
Scurto, it sounds like something done near a toilet. Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto. Just another random thought from the Slum.
Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto.
scurto by Hoofenslumber April 19, 2008
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016

Sartorians

The sartorians are a strong fandom, they are girls or boys who support the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are the best, strongest, and loveliest fandom in the world!!
person #1: those are a lot of fans who are they here for?
person #2: oh! those are sartorians, they're here for jacob.
Sartorians by connierdz3 May 24, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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