surprise attack 

a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye

Man, I put the surprise attack on that bitch last night!

surprise attack by Mike Honcho May 7, 2007

Surprise attack 

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

Surprise attack by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Surprise attack 

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

Surprise attack by UserR6088 March 18, 2023

Surprise Attack  

The process of poking a small hole in a condemn before sex with the end result of the girl getting pregnant without even knowing it !

I planned a surprise attack on her last night.

Surprise Attack by ajs05 December 27, 2007

surprise attack 

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT

The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun

surprise attack by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006

Surprise Ninja Attack 

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

Surprise Ninja Attack by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

Surprise pussy jack-attack by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010