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surprise shot 

Before encourse begins the girl states that she would not like to be blasted with the man's load on her face but rather her back. So the sneaky man, while"railing" her from behind, acts as if he is about to ejaculate but rather spits on the girls back, creating the illusion of cum; once the girl turns around the man unleases the load onto her face giving her the "surprise shot."
Joe gave Jill the surprise shot, by unexpectedly nutting on her face
surprise shot by slimjim13254 March 29, 2009

Cum Shot Surprise 

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.
"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

Cum Shot Surprise 

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

shotgun surprise 

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
shotgun surprise by shocktrooper December 9, 2010