Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

Superman and Batman by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

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Batman and Superman Sus Story

When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.

Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”

Batman and Superman Sus Story by Guy who writes horny things May 18, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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