Superkool

A Kool cigarette dipped in embalming fluid and smoked.

Me and my homies got wet off a superkool this weekend.

Superkool by thats him August 6, 2008

superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.

Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.

superbowl 69 by soursabbath December 7, 2019

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003

Superbowl Shit 

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days

Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters

Superbowl Shit by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Superbowl XL 

Ruined by Refs.

Superbowl XL was ruined by the refs.

Superbowl XL by XeL August 21, 2006

Superbowl Party 

An annual tradition that includes lots of food, fun, friends, football, fommercials and, of course, Alex's cheesy invites that everyone finds absolutely hilarious and then later gushes over his clever wit (or no chips). For the uninitiated this is is a fairly laid back affair. You don't have to be a diehard football fan (or a fan at all) to enjoy it. Half the people there seem to care more about the commercials than the game anyhow.

Invitee - A Superbowl Party? Who is invited to this?

Alex - You. Your friend, your spouse, your neighbor, your dog, your kid, your kid's brother, your significant other, your insignificant other (don't worry, I won't tell), and anyone else who might enjoy the greatest Super Bowl tradition since hats you can drink beer out of

Superbowl Party by KPalicz January 11, 2015