supertool 

To work with superhuman determination, efficiency and competence, so as to successfully complete a seemingly impossible task in record time. Success is a key element; if you don't succeed despite your disadvantage, you obviously didn't supertool.

The bar exam is tomorrow and I haven't read anything all year. Time to supertool.

supertool by harrison.justin.p July 26, 2007

superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.

Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.

superbowl 69 by soursabbath December 7, 2019

Supertolietbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some people.

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.

Supertolietbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003

Superbowl Shit 

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days

Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters

Superbowl Shit by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Superbowl XL 

Ruined by Refs.

Superbowl XL was ruined by the refs.

Superbowl XL by XeL August 21, 2006