Superjew 

A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.

Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?

Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.

Superjew by The Pinecone Pilot July 17, 2009

Superjew 

A jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn't bought later on.

Faster than a speeding Matzo ball

More powerful than your income taxes

Able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time

It's SUPERJEW?!!?!??!??!!

Superjew by Mr. Canada October 27, 2008

Superjew 

When thousands of years of Jewish evolution produces the very pinnacle of the race, if not the mankind's race itself

Guy 1: Did you see how fast he picked up that penny?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's entered superjew stage.

Superjew by NekoPedo March 10, 2018

superjew 

Verb: to cum on a girl's head, cut out the cup of her bra, and stick it on her head thereby giving the appearance of a "yarmulke".

Example: I totally superjewed that shiksa.

superjew by Swishy.superjoo April 26, 2008

superjew 

Step 1: cum a little on each of your girl's temples
Step 2: pull out some of her pubes
Step 3: stick the pubes on the cummed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)

"Did you superjew her?" "Yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now."

superjew by super.joo April 28, 2008

superjew 

My friend, Mike who lives in Florida. :)

What's up SuperJew? How's Florida?

superjew by Anti-Hippie April 26, 2005

SUPERLEWD 

SUPERLEWD is the definition of someone who is exercising a well above average night & day sexual activity which occurs, sometimes, even when he/she MAYBE asleep.

We've just GOT to get the truth out of this "SUPERSPY" - it's a job for a SUPERLEWD or two.

SUPERLEWD by FABARM October 31, 2018