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Super Jew 

a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing
dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"

Super Jew 

The greatest hero of all time. As all the powers of the stereotypical Jew, only on steroids. His main weapons are six pointed ninja stars. Real name is Zach.
Super Jew by Zach and Andrew December 31, 2007

Super Jew 

Wow that kid is crazy...he's a super jew!!

Jew (tm) fine is $1,000,000
Super Jew by Just Jew It (tm) July 26, 2011

super jew double bluff 

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.
J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"
super jew double bluff by SHM January 4, 2008

super jewel thief 

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

Superjew 

A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.
Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?

Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.
Superjew by The Pinecone Pilot July 17, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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