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superdouche 

This is a person who, through years of the practice of douchebaggery, has elevated himself to a state where douchebaggery has become instinctual, a first response, a way of life. This individual must be in some position of authority, such as a business owner or manager, but must have done nothing to earn said position, instead having been appointed to it (usually by another superdouche), or having acquired it through the practice of douchebaggery. Superdouches will often work in concert, as a superdouche will not want to promote or reward anyone who is not an utter douchebag because this person may expose the aforementioned as a superdouche, or otherwise interfere with his douchebaggery.
Employee: "Why did the owner promote that utter douchebag to a management position when he is the worst employee we have?"

Co Worker: "Because the owner is obviously a superdouche."

Superdouche 

Someone who breaks the boundries of doucheness
Kanye West at the 2009 VMA awards.

Guy1"Did you see kanye west take the mic away from taylor swift??
guy2"Yea...total superdouche..like those guys on tool academy.."
Superdouche by ImAwesome! September 14, 2009

superdouche 

one who greatly exceeds the realm of douchiness
Andy Wilmes aka green shirt Andy is such a friggen superdouche
superdouche by Barbie&&Ken September 9, 2010

Superdouche 

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.
No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.
Superdouche by Sam March 17, 2005

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!
What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?
Team super douche by Telephony February 20, 2014

Saberdouche 

1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.

2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.

3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
Man, did you see what Herb tried to pull today? What a saberdouche!
Saberdouche by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009