Superbowl Party

An annual tradition that includes lots of food, fun, friends, football, fommercials and, of course, Alex's cheesy invites that everyone finds absolutely hilarious and then later gushes over his clever wit (or no chips). For the uninitiated this is is a fairly laid back affair. You don't have to be a diehard football fan (or a fan at all) to enjoy it. Half the people there seem to care more about the commercials than the game anyhow.

Invitee - A Superbowl Party? Who is invited to this?

Alex - You. Your friend, your spouse, your neighbor, your dog, your kid, your kid's brother, your significant other, your insignificant other (don't worry, I won't tell), and anyone else who might enjoy the greatest Super Bowl tradition since hats you can drink beer out of

Superbowl Party by KPalicz January 11, 2015

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Superbowl Party

A party the host originally intended for the viewing of the big game that quickly degrades into an evening of depraved man-sex on the host's couch and bed, continuing long after said host has gone to sleep.

A: Hey, man. Some of us were going to the bar later to watch the game and grab some beers. You in?

B: I would, but I just got an invite to C's place for a superbowl party.

A: Nice! Mind if I come too?

B: Sure! C shouldn't mind. ...Don't forget your lube!

Superbowl Party by JK12_ February 23, 2010

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superbowl party

a party where kids steal prescription pills from the medicine cabinet, place them in a 'bowl' and take turns picking out the goodies. (top pills looked for: Zanax, oxycontin, percocets, T3, demerol) Can be quite dangerous depending on the mixture of pills brought to the party.

Went to a wild superbowl party last night....I got blitzed. (ha ha)

superbowl party by K. Macdonald November 3, 2007

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Superbowel party

the inevitable date with the porcelain throne that occurs every year on the day after the Superbowl

Person 1: Man, I shouldn't have eaten that fourth cheeseburger during halftime.
Person 2: At least you'll have plenty of friends dropping in at your Superbowel party tomorrow

Superbowel party by arfdoggy February 8, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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