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Super Squirt September 

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.
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Super Squirt September 

Hey girl, how’s Super Squirt September going?

Amazing, I already fingered myself three times today

Super Squirt September 

The number the day is, us how many times the girl has to squirt.
Girl 1: I bet I can make it to the 15th of Super Squirt September and squirt 15 times
Girl 2: I can probably make it the 31st
Girl 1: Yeah cause you’re an horny spaz
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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