super bowel monday
That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.
super bowel monday by DdannyD February 5, 2013
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Super Bowel Monday
An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
Super Bowel Monday by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020
Super Bowl Monday
Super Bowl Monday by benthrer February 7, 2010
Super Bowl Monday
The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
Super Bowl Monday by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007
Word of the Day on February 4, 2013
Super Bowl Monday
The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.
You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.
Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.
Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.
I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.
I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
Super Bowl Monday by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008
Super Bowl Monday
The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Super Bowl Monday by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
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