when a man is extremely desperate for a satisfying, yet quick release (and doesnt care who or what spawns said release) sneaks into a seaworld or other world of water that contains dolphins, and stealthly inserts his penis into the blowhole of one of the dolphins as it is topside to breathe out. The extreme gust of air mixed with the salty water will give an exhilerating and pleasurable experience.
Dudee, i nutted all over Flippers face at seaworld last night after my super blow job!!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"