Sunboning

The act of having recreational, horizontal, interpersonal relations with another whilst sunbaking.

"It's a beautiful day outside." "Perfect for sunboning."

"I'd rather be sunboning right now."

by Cochise McParrot September 3, 2014

sundowning

Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

summoning the genie

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Summoning My Aeons

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.

Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"

by SubjectSin February 2, 2009

summoning jutsu

When doing a girl, and before cuming pull out and start doing the hand signs to the Jutsu and ram it back in while screaming SUMMONING JUTSU

Last night she let me use the summoning Jutsu on her bro

by Daddy Debo December 29, 2020