Summer Puddin’

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.

I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.

Summer Puddin’ by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

Summer Pudding by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

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summer pudding

When you get a period clot in your pad

Kara: I had such a heavy period, I [even got a summer pudding !

summer pudding by HarryLast69 October 2, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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