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Suburian 

Vitriolic but not especially thoughtful or knowledgeable
"I am a wite suburian woman and I voted for Trump."
Suburian by Al Pacah February 21, 2019

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid 

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

Sulfuric Acid 

The thing that people want to dip their balls into
"Should i dip my balls into sulfuric acid?"
Sulfuric Acid by Obaminomicon April 18, 2022

sultrian 

One who is excessively sultry, particularly when inebriated. Also, one whose heritage tree includes the island of Sultry.
"Hey man, check out that Sultrian bitch."
sultrian by SGlennWright May 15, 2010

Silurian 

The widely accepted (yet inaccurate) name for a species of highly intelligent and bipedal reptiles that once lived on the earth millions of years before humans evolved. They created an advanced civilisation, though when their astronomers discovered a large object on a collision course with earth, they created hibernation chambers below the surface and went into suspended animation until the danger passed. The object, however, never collided with the earth, instead being cought in its gravity and becoming the moon. They never woke up. Small tribes have, on occasion, been awakened by unsuspecting humans, and some of the reptiles regard humans as primitave apes that are living on a planet that rightfully belongs to them. On such occasions, conflict often ensues, though so far full scale war has been averted.
The exact point in earth's history that the Silurians belong to is unclear. Both the actual Silurian period and the Eocene epoch of the Tertiary period have been proved incorrect.

The most likely period for their evolution is the late Cretaceous period, and having been culturally and technologically developed enough, they would have survived the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs, and went into hibernation during the early Eocene, when the first primates evolved (when awakened, they show an awareness of "apes"). Of course, this is purely speculative.

The Silurians are a fictional species that were created for the BBC television show Doctor Who
"They're not monsters, they're not evil, well, only as evil as you are...from their point of view, YOU'RE the invaders..." - The Eleventh Doctor

"You give us space, we can bring new sources of energy, new methods of water supply, new medecines, scientific advances. We were a great civilisation; you provide a place for us on the surface, we'll give you knowledge and technology beyond humanity's dreams. We work together, this planet could achieve greatness!" - Eldane, ambassador of the Cwmtaff Silurian Tribe

"We will wipe the vermin from the surface and reclaim our planet" - Allayah, Silurian Warrior
Silurian by person5217 October 16, 2011

Sulfuric Acid 

Something that you really shouldnt drink.

It will melt down anything it touches and kill you in the process.
Holy shit dude, that guy made a video drinking sulfuric acid and died!
Sulfuric Acid by MrKelpy July 27, 2019