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When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
by FudgePackerTodd October 14, 2010
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A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.
Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.
by Loudnclear3510 June 01, 2019
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