sugarloaf 

1. \'shu-ger lof\ n.: fecal matter produced exclusively by humans during the day following Halloween.

This year's candy haul is incredable; Yum! I'm already dreading the sugarloaf!

sugarloaf by Lois XIV April 1, 2010

Sugarloaf 

A girl with a yeast infection

I dipped into Jane's sugarloaf a couple days ago and now my scrotum is itchy

Sugarloaf by MaseInTX August 21, 2016

sugarloaf 

Euphemism for poop. A dookie.

I have to go make a sugarloaf.

sugarloaf by Nestor Beanwich January 1, 2005

sugarloaf 

Noun. The opposite of a sugar-daddy or sugar-momma.

K-Fed is the biggest sugarloaf since Stedman.

sugarloaf by Smokey McPotterson January 17, 2008

Sugarloaf 

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face while she is taking a dump.

My girlfriend wanted to spice up her time in the bathroom. She was sitting on the toilet when I got out of the shower, so I gave her a good sugarloaf.

Sugarloaf sweetening up your most stinky moments.

Sugarloaf by Parrothead20 August 16, 2009

sugarloaf 

Sugarloaf - v. - to shit a “loaf” or fecal matter upon someone’s chest and then gizz "icing" or cum on the top of the "loaf."

I asked him, I begged him to put a sugarloaf on my chest. He landed the biggest one I've ever seen.

sugarloaf by tshirtnut August 13, 2016

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket 

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025