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sucks balls

An expression used when things are shitty to the extent that the situtation is analogous to the displeasure a heterosexual male would feel if he were to suckle upon the testicles of another man.
"I have to work late tonight, this sucks balls."
sucks balls by Faulkner August 11, 2006
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sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.
"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."
sucks balls by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

damn this place sucks balls 

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.

This sucks balls

I would rather be anywhere else than doing this if i could this thing/orginazation/group can suck my balls term for extremely boring forced activity
Jack was giving a lecture in band class about god KNows what and then i turned to cricket and said This sucks balls and we then were happly ejected from the lecture.
This sucks balls by Travis June 11, 2005

David sucks balls

David sucks balls by RIDQ May 8, 2020

QP sucks balls 

The generic expression to write upon the walls of a school bathroom when one is having a bad day or is just in a good mood and want a laugh. The custodians clean it off every night but every day it returns. when you go to the bathroom its just the thing to do.
Hey Joe did you see what was written on the walls in the bathroom? "yeah QP sucks balls i wrote one yesterday".
QP sucks balls by swagsquad9090 January 23, 2013

sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.
Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.
sucks mass balls by /<razy /<anuck January 23, 2009
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