Suck-Monkey 

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract

Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...

Suck-Monkey by FireMoth April 3, 2006

SUCK MONKEY 

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

SUCK MONKEY by GS March 18, 2004

suck monkey 

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

suck monkey by evilcorey October 27, 2004

suck monkey 

A slang term used when one person is particularly pissed at another, usually after being pwn3ed in a video game.Is used usually when the host's parents are home and do not accept swearing.

Sean:AGH....YOU SUCK MONKEY...STOP SPAWN CAMPING
Kyle:Ahahahahaha...n00b

suck monkey by NarutoUzamaki7 July 23, 2008

Suck Monkey 

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

Suck Monkey by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009

suck a monkey off 

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

suck a monkey off by brady and prez June 28, 2006

Suck A Monkey 

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

Suck A Monkey by Coleylalala11 September 1, 2010