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Definitions by evilcorey

chicken hawk 

when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.
went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.
chicken hawk by evilcorey March 17, 2005

suck monkey 

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
suck monkey by evilcorey October 27, 2004

zenny exploit 

a glitch in a game that results in gaining money basically for free.

taken from ragnarok online.

alternately; anything that corresponds in real life, like confusing clerks at the grocery store to enter discounts on items that are far too high.
'So wait, if this powerade is 5 for 5$... and its buy 2 get one free... i can get 7 for like 4$.'

"dude, thats one hell of a zenny exploit."
zenny exploit by EviLCorey July 11, 2004

dark aesthete

dark: Characterized by gloom; dismal

aesthete: One whose pursuit and admiration of beauty is regarded as excessive or affected.

therefore;

dark aesthete: one whose appreciation or pursuit of dismal, gloomy, or otherwise morbid expressions of beauty is excessive or affected.

translation: mopey elitist 'goth'

please note, i dont consider the term goth to be a negative comment. i just know people who fit into this catagory, and oh boy are they irritating.
Claire started smoking clove ciggarettes. she changed her name to Raven. she writes poetry that does not rhyme, and usually ends in the middle of a sentance. she hates you, and everyone else.

behold, a dark aesthete.
dark aesthete by EviLCorey February 5, 2004

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.
Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!
eating a scone by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
hard a and some vicks.

keep it simple. keep it cheap. keep it KRUNK!
dont get the extra strength. my friend tried that once and puked it out his nose. i didnt want to clean it.
sizzurp by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

leave it to beaver 

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
leave it to beaver by EviLCorey December 24, 2003