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suck your own 

Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!

Suck your own dick 

When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.
DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?

NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.

DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.

NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
Suck your own dick by Bratarle January 9, 2014

Suck your own tail 

To orally stimulate ones own penis
Suck your own tail by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

Suck Your Own Nipps 

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples