Skip to main content

Suck Today's Dick

Share definition Flag
A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."
Suck Today's Dick by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008
Get merch
Related Words
Suck Today's Dick • time to suck todays dick • Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass? • suck • suck it • suck my dick • suck my ass • suck-wind • suck-up • suck your mum

time to suck todays dick 

Share definition Flag
When you have to do something that isn't fun
Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick
Get merch

Suck Todays Dick 

Share definition Flag
To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day
yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!
Get merch

dunzo 

Share definition Flag
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026
Get merch

ankle biter

Share definition Flag
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Get merch

Male Pattern Blindness 

Share definition Flag
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
Get merch