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suck balls 

to suck someones ball sack ball licking
I want to suck balls they are especially kinky if you drop them on your tongue......

you suck balls

Dude, you suck balls at playing this game! You can't get to level 14!
you suck balls by sirswagger21 January 8, 2018

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase
Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....
Suck My Balls by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 8, 2015

Suck mah balls 

In replacment with the phrases
A)"I told you so"
B) "I dont care"
C) "of course"
D) in juxtapositioning with "i dunno!"
E) "suck my penis"
F)"I love you"
G)"Is it time to eat yet?"
H)"Where's the car?"
I)in frustration and/or excitment!
J)or in agreement
A) Jim : Damn that bitch was a hoe!
Fred: Suck mah Balls!

B) Jim : Youre gonna fail the test man.
Fred: ah the test could suck mah balls.

C) (knock on Freds door)
Fred: Who's there?
Jim : Dis dick!
Fred: Suck Mah Balls

D) Jim : dood wheres mah car
Fred: I dunno, suck mah balls

E) Fred: Hey Jim
Jim : what?
Fred: Suck mah balls!

F) Jim : Hey Fred Suck mah balls!
Fred: Suck mah balls too man...suck mah balls (*tear*)

G) Fred: ey Suck mah balls?
Jim : in a bit.

H) Jim : ey Suck mah balls?
Fred: i dunno, suck mah balls

I) Fred: I lost your Quake 4 man sorry
Jim : SUCK MAH BALLS! you better get that shit back its only $30 now!
Fred: SUCK MAH BALLS! Sweet!

J) Jim : Hey i heard you got to level 33 the other day
Fred: yea pretty tough!
Jim : Suck mah balls.
Suck mah balls by Wasted256 May 14, 2006

suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no
:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls
suck my balls by karl06 May 24, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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