Its the only orgasm you can have where its OK to be yeasty
Dan: You should try this BMT, its like an orgasm in a sandwich.
Luke: You keep your subway, Ill stick to raping kids.
by Mr_Munter July 10, 2008
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Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
by Brilliant! January 22, 2004
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a fast food restuarant that claims its food is fresh but really everything is precooked and frozen like in any other resturant. Also claims its healthy to eat there but in all actuality even the honey mustard is fatting .Also a very horrible place to work at.
Hey how do you like your job.
I dont i work at subway
by fapper20 May 20, 2009
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An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
by Nathan___ May 10, 2007
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This is a godly shrine for all who dare eat. When somebody who likes subway hears "I like McDonalds", they scream in rage and throw stuff at you.
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by spook demon 22223 October 25, 2019
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Subway is the worlds greatest place to get sub sandwiches and in Texas there #1 fan is Sophie Adams and all the people there know her she’s just that famous there thinking about make a Sophie Subway to and add it to the menu!!
Hey do you know where Sophie is I want to ask her about Subway
by Sophie Jean June 06, 2018
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