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A site with a lot of downloads/mods for final fantasy vii, final fantasy viii, and final fantasy ix.
by rodneyalcala July 17, 2010
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I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.

A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.

B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.
Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....
by rodneyalcala December 1, 2009
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One of the greatest places to eat fast food.

The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.

Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.
Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING
by rodneyalcala January 7, 2010
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A 13 year old boy is well.. A male which has turned 13. A boy of this age usually thinks he is bad ass, just because he has finally become a teenager. Usually, 13 year old males do not have any pubic hair, and have a brain mass that is equivalent to that of a mouse. They are very easy to troll online, and make a very excellent target to any beginning trolls. Encyclopedia Dramatica created a page about children of this age.

A 13 year old will usually try to act "Gangster", and will fail horribly at it. They will jack off to Pornhub about 3 times a day, and have little knowledge about female anatomy. Sad, isn't it?
*Adults are making a mature, humorous joke*
13 year old boy: Hahahah! That's classic! *Tries to act like he understands the joke*
*Adults facepalm*
by rodneyalcala June 26, 2010
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A shitty online game that is in alpha form. The graphics suck, the gameplay sucks, and it's overall a shitty game, But it's free! So a lot of poor fucks will be playing it.
Haven and Hearth fails
by rodneyalcala June 4, 2010
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The greatest Salsa ever. Go try it yourself.
Stoner: I just smoked some pot, and now I'm hungry! *Eats a shit load of nachos served with some warm salsa del sol!
by rodneyalcala July 7, 2010
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A 14 year old boy is an upgraded form of a 13 year old boy. There are many types of 14 year old boys. One example is the "computer" version. This version will usually try to act highly intelligent and usually ends up failing horribly at it. It will act like a complete retard, trying to troll while looking mature at the same time. Another form is the "Gangsta" version. 'Nuff said.

Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.

They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.
*Adults are talking and make a joke*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*
by rodneyalcala June 21, 2010
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