Definitions by ronronson

Subway 

The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.

They make up for it by making some badass cookies.

Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!

Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.

Subway by ronronson March 12, 2013