Suburban Stuntman 

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

Suburban Stuntman by T-von December 18, 2011