Definitions by T-von
Suburban Stuntman
A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
Suburban Stuntman by T-von December 18, 2011
four finger spread
The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.
Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."
four finger spread by T-von October 23, 2008
funk butt
The paranoid feeling you get while very stoned that you are walking funny, or that your posture is a little awkward.
Stoner 1: "Hey man, why don't you, uh, just walk across the room and, like, get it?"
Stoner 2: "Aw man, I huh, don't want that hot babe to see me walk. I huh, got funk butt real bad."
Stoner 1: (uncontrollable giggling)
Stoner 2: "Aw man, I huh, don't want that hot babe to see me walk. I huh, got funk butt real bad."
Stoner 1: (uncontrollable giggling)
Dink Trout
stoner #1: Dink Trout? What's that, something to do with a penis and a fish?
stoner #2: No he's was the shrimpy little King of Hearts in that trippy cartoon.
stoner #2: No he's was the shrimpy little King of Hearts in that trippy cartoon.
Dink Trout by T-von October 9, 2008
cooper trooper
cooper trooper by T-von August 9, 2007