such a 

Some people apparently think it's funny and original to coin a new noun and call someone "such a new noun". To those people: it's usually not funny, and it's certainly not original.

Taken from actual Urban Dictionary definitions:

"Kirsten is such a hypochristian."
"Stevie is such a slutbag!"
"He's such a nintendrone."
"He's such a wimpy nucker!"
"That prude is such a Mar!"
"hahahaha ur such a Davis"
"Oh B, you are such a narutard."
"Yeah, he's such a masnun."
"He's such a vidiot."
"Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!"
"Allison is such a skanksta."
"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"
"God, stop being such a natch."
"Jkea, you are such a nerb."
"She is such a facehead!"
"Yazzy, you're such a snigger."
"You're such a foge!"
"She's such a skemo."

Another banal convention popular on UD: "pulling a (name)", where one inserts any name of their choice.

such a by eje August 3, 2007

Such a piss

-the inverse of "clutch"
-another tense of "to be pissed off"
- when something seems really great, but...

So clutch Mr. Ruddy is showing us a movie in class today, but such a piss, he makes us take notes

Such a piss by Rossgbell January 1, 2017

Such a Kakashi 

A person who spends more time injured in the hospital than doing actual work.

Too injured to put example up,wait till I'm out the hospital. Aren't I such a kakashi.

Such a Kakashi by LupeFan94 August 24, 2011

such a babe 

1. used to describe something, in a positive way, another way of calling it cool
2. to describe a person, saying that they are attractive or kind

1. she is such a babe for getting me this gift!
2. damn look at her she is such a babe!
3. this pillow is such a babe!

such a babe by hot ass motherfucker July 9, 2017

such a daddy

someone who is hot or sexy in a sense of confidence, attitude, and physical attributes ;)

OMG Ethan is such a daddy. He can get any girl he wants. He is so confident and it's hot

I'm such a daddy.

such a daddy by tranboiNoa April 29, 2020

such a dad 

A guy that us super hot and everyone loves

That guy is "such a dad "

such a dad by Heyyyyyyoooooooooooo October 5, 2017

such a shit 

A new-wave phrase used to say something is utterly shitty. Was first defined by Mother Russia's beloved sun.

Usually is used in the company of English speaking friends, who then start to make fun of you.

- Hey, how is the weather outside?
- Oh, it's such a shit!

such a shit by bakenbard October 23, 2014