Stuyvie 

The act of storing spider egg filled dildos up your anus and letting them begin life inside of you. Later you shit them in a woman’s vagine so they can grow.

“He Stuyvied in her vagine”.

Stuyvie by Bloodspitcup July 9, 2018

stuyvesant 

A prestigous public high school in the TriBeCa area of New York City requiring an entrance examination also used by Bronx Science and Brooklyn Tech, taken by over 20,000 students with the top 800 or so being accepted to stuyvesant. Students are often characterized by drug usage, lack of
sleep, nerdiness, high SAT scores and physical dependency upon escalators.

"Yo, you go to stuy?"
"Yeah."
"You's a nerd."
"Yeah."
"What'd you get on the SAT?"
"1580."
"Word. What's the integral of tan(x)?"
"-log(cos(x)). duh."
"Nerd."

stuyvesant by automator April 12, 2004

stuyvesant 

1. most corrupt mayor of New Amsterdam (old NY)

2. smart ppl school with 3,000 students, 5 million of them are asian, 4 million are russian, 2 mil. are jews, and 3 are black or latino.

3. Biggest concentration of drugs in the Western Hemisphere.

Hey man, where'd you get all this weed and hash?
This kid in my calc class wants a new laptop.
You go to stuyvesant man?
Yeah
Pick me up some heroin next time, eh?

stuyvesant by cipher June 18, 2004

Stuyvesant 

A great, somewhat well-endowed high school in New York City; generally considered to be the best public education one can receive in the city. Students are required to score above a certain cutoff on a multiple-choice entrance exam to get in. Contents of the exam are fairly similar to those of an IQ test, if you look at it cynically. Because of its location in NYC, the student population is very diverse, but students do tend to clump together in cliques, though not very heavily. The success of the school is primarily driven by the bright, over-achieving (to the point of masochism) students. The teachers varied, but many, if not most, are mediocre to average. The school is well funded for an urban New York school ($12 million a year at this time), but that amount is meager compared to other schools of its class, like Thomas Jefferson.

Common myths/misconceptions:

1. They're all super genius nerds.
Around 600 to 1000 students are admitted each year. These are going to be pretty bright kids, and it does include the very top slice of the students in NYC... but do you really think all 800 kids born in the same year, living in NYC, are all Einsteins?

2. Everyone does drugs there.
There are a lot of people who do drugs at Stuy, but not disproportionally more than at any other high school.

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school. Stuy kids party HAHD.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
You do get a crapload of homework, and some juniors do have six hours of it, but most are simply overachievers. They find their own stuff to do. If you come home at 9PM after building robots and then write a school newspaper article (and LIKED IT), you wouldn't sleep a lot either.

6. Everyone's Asian.
There are a lot of Asians, but they are neither the majority, nor are they unfriendly.

7. Everyone is ultra-competitive.
There are definitely college jerks: self-serving delusional beings who are not averse to back-stabbing friends and sucking up on artificial and insignificant hierarchies. There are definitely brown-nosers, and people who will use friendships to leverage themselves into "leadership" positions or to copy homeworks. However, most of the kids are nice people whose parents forced them into Stuy.

8. Everyone is a rich snob.
People scored well on a math and reading exam to get in. Having buttloads of money doesn't help anyone at Stuy.

Regardless of race or financial status, Stuy students have a sense of "we're all in this together"-ness. Getting an education at Stuy is a lot like getting hazed for four years: everyone has to do it to graduate, and it feels like you're part of some special group when it's over.

Ripped a lot of this off from Thomas Jefferson's page. TJ is like Stuy's rival school in Math and CS, but both on both sides of that will tell you that one's so much better than the other that there is no rivalry.

A: Hey man, you go to Stuyvesant?
B: Yeah.
A: You think you're so slick and smart, gonna be my boss one day or something, jerk?
A: No man, I just want to get my work done and get some sleep. It's not easy being in Stuy, you know?

C: What's up with these Stuy kids wanting to be all cool and gangster?
D: Haha, yeah, it's really lame. They're talking about how this guy got jumped and had his bookbag stolen so he had to stay up until 4AM making up homework. That's just sad.
C: Only at Stuy...

Stuyvesant by Xo W. October 24, 2008

bedford stuyvesant 

A cool and up coming community in the middle of Brooklyn. The neighborhood has a nice mix of old southern soul, spicy Caribbean mix, progressive forward thinkers, trendy condo owners and small fascinating businesses. Used to be thought of as high crime about a decade ago- but this has changed greatly as the community has built itself up and had many others move in and build alongside them.

I wanted to move to NYC but Manhattan is so expensive and the Bronx is so laid back so i moved to bedford stuyvesant and its just enough city and charm!

bedford stuyvesant by Saphirrra December 4, 2011

Bedford Stuyvesant 

Mainly a Black Community, Bedford Stuyvesant, or Bed-Stuy is one of the oldest neighborhoods in Brooklyn. Today, Bedford Stuyvesant is a real bad neighborhood to be and to live in. Mayor Michael Bloomberg of 2005, declared Bed-Stuy the most dangerous, dirty, and highest crime rate neighborhood out of Brooklyn. Over the last year, Bedford Stuyvesant has gotten a little bit better and very few parts a little cleaner. Bed-Stuy is also bordered by Canarsie, East New York, New Lots and is not to far from the Brooklyn Border.

Everyday, I take the L-Train to Bedford Stuyvesant to get to my school.

Bedford Stuyvesant by GAME50 November 9, 2005

Stuyvesant Falls 

Just some random town out in the middle of no where where your closest neighbor lives 20 miles away. These people are all into NASCAR, farming, being in each others business, and riding horses. This town is also blessed with the worlds largest a**hole. He enjoys destroying other peoples lives and making them his personal yes men. It is the best place to live!!

Xavier: Where do live?
Rachel: Stuyvesant Falls
Xavier: Where is that?
Rachel: The middle of no where!!
Xavier: Oh, oh I've heard of that place! Isn't that where the worlds biggest a**hole lives!!
Rachel: Yes!! :(

Stuyvesant Falls by jesusappleseeds July 18, 2011