Just some random town out in the middle of no where where your closest neighbor lives 20 miles away. These people are all into NASCAR, farming, being in each others business, and riding horses. This town is also blessed with the worlds largest a**hole. He enjoys destroying other peoples lives and making them his personal yes men. It is the best place to live!!
Xavier: Where do live?
Rachel: Stuyvesant Falls
Xavier: Where is that?
Rachel: The middle of no where!!
Xavier: Oh, oh I've heard of that place! Isn't that where the worlds biggest a**hole lives!!
Rachel: Yes!! :(
by jesusappleseeds July 18, 2011
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