Stuven 

a. when the brain turns off momentarily and restarts not knowing what to say or think about.

After Billy had gotten home from work. He smoked a blunt, and once his ex girlfriend called him out of nowhere, he was stuven.

Stuven by Billies September 23, 2005

stiven theory 

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.

Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

feel free to add more

stiven theory by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009

clint stevens 

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

clint stevens by Kegter November 12, 2016

Steven Wilson 

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

Steven Wilson by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Clint Stevens 

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

Clint Stevens by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018

Even-steven 

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

Even-steven by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020