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Carry the Stupid 

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Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.
Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.
Carry the Stupid by tariqk December 5, 2021

Carmel the stupid bitch 

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A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi
Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch
Carmel the stupid bitch by Avz1up February 11, 2018

stupidcar

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What a SmartCar should be called(idk why the fuck people piss their money away buying those stupid fucking pieces of useless shit)
Who's going to win, SmartCar or semi

Answer: SmartCar is toast. You get an 85,000lb KW, you'll cream a StupidCar
stupidcar by F550 Powerstroke January 19, 2014

Destro stupidcat

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The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing
Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf
Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018

Stupidcasm 

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Stupidcasm is the pretending of one's own ignorance to "shut-down" a know-it-all friend, who is trying to correct your false stupidity. There are different shades of stupidcasm to better fool the victim...
Stupidcasm in action:

("I Wanna Hold Your Hand" is playing on the radio in the car)

Dude 1: "Man, I love the Kinks"

Dude 2: "Actually, dude, the song playing on the radio is none other than "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles." drifts off into an intellectual rant with a glazed look in his eyes..."this song is from 1963, and is one of the two songs the Beatles sung in a language other than English..."

Dude 1: Interrupts "I was just messing with you, man. Of Course i know who sings this. Dork."

Dude 2: "I hate you and your stupid stupidcasm."
Stupidcasm by Murphy Norman February 22, 2008

stupidarium 

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A place where stupidness is cultivated.

Often associated with a chatroom, forum, or other group gathering of humans.
Bob, straight out of the stupidarium, spat out a beautiful pearl of ignorance.
stupidarium by MrGuru July 7, 2007
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
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